That's intense
Your mouth is God's brothel.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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