Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
