I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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