Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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