Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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