I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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