i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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