Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
