Cold hands, warm shart.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is it because I queefed?
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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