I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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