is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I have tasted many bathrooms
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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