"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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