Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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