But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I need to sanitize my soul.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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