I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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