You're a womanizer and a bitch.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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