Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
