even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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