oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Randomize
