She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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