my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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