It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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