Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Its about making memories worth repressing
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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