question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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