I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
