Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
She announced her abortion via fbk
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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