honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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