fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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