You're completely useless in the revolution.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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