i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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