Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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