I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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