return my video game
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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