Did you just see the Batmobile???
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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