I need help removing her.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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