What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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