Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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