I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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