The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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