So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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