Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Randomize
