the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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