do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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