You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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