he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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