Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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