So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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