spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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