i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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