I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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