Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
So here I am, sexting at work.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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